Image taken from the never-dull, world-famous Democrat meltdown of 2016. I’d like to know how last night went for her!
They got exactly what they deserved after the amount of vitriol, lies, seething, condemnation, brainwashing, manipulation, and outright hatred they have been peddling these last several months, from the mainstream media to the voters themselves. They project harder than an IMAX theatre; everything they have accused Republicans of being and doing are exactly who they actually are and have ultimately proven themselves to be in the last twelve hours. Amazing how the turn tables!
Remember, Americans, I’m not one of you. I watch from (not enough of) a distance and come to my own conclusions. Both parties are hilariously inept, but only one is vastly delusional, and actually scarily dangerous in their loathing-fuelled rhetoric, whilst insisting the opposite party stands for intolerance and a threat to the erosion of personal freedoms. People have lost jobs, job oppportunities, friendships, and relationships all because they say they support Trump. Democracy!
Gawd, why does this insane country have to be right smack-dab beneath us hapless Leafs? Everything terrible about it (which is plenty) wafts up north like a series of noxious Taco Bell farts and infiltrates Canada in the worst of ways. But you know what? I spent a couple of hours this morning reading about how the Democrats’ rudeness and smugness just got obliterated and subjected to public humiliation, and the things they wrote in earnest were jaw-dropping. There are far too many to choose from, as the hits just keep getting posted one after the next, but here’s a tiny sample of thousands–tens of thousands–of online comments I scanned that were furiously written by “liberals” on this Morning After, which demonstrates their tolerance, humanity, acceptance, progressiveness, sanity, lucidity, thick skin, and informed, all-American ways:
“Blame Latinos for Trump’s win. FUCK THEM. That comedian was right about Puerto Ricans and all the other Hispanics in this country. FLOATING GARBAGE. I hope that Trump and Republicans DEPORT every single fucking one of them. Fucking garbage people. After all that Democrats have done for them.”
“How are you going to cope? I’m going to just unplug everything, read Proust, maybe the complete works of Emilie Zola and just go for very long walks.”
“Strap yourselves in. We’re doing Christofascism now. There will be no more elections. Trump will declare himself a king.”
“I have no feeling left for `my fellow Americans.’ They drown in a hurricane in Florida? Good. Little Timmy and his fellow cuntfruit [classy!] turned to jam by an AK-47 at school? Great. Another pandemic shows up and the unvaccinated keel over by the millions? Fantastic. I’ve spent my whole life hoping that I could be treated like a human being by these fucks and they just rather loudly said `no dice.’ So you have a problem and you’re an American? Let me piss in your face if I have five minutes.”
“Welcome to Day 1 of Nazi America. I’m trying not to care but it’s new to me…getting my feet wet living in North Korea will be a challenge.”
“We need violence. I keep harping on this, but it’s the only thing that will work: bloodshed in the streets.”
“That Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden won it for him, I guess. A rally full of hate and division. Too many racists went to the polls to vote. I hope they all die in a grease fire.”
“I think we need to be meaner. I’m tired of tiptoeing. If you voted for Trump you’re a bad person. People who voted for Harris are better than you. They’re smarter than you. If you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person, period.”
“Feels like it must have felt when Nazis rolled into Paris or when slave traders stormed African villages. We’re done.”
“Well, as a gay man, I now need to start thinking about where to go before our right to marriage is abolished and I’m put into a concentration camp.”
“Of course this psychopath is a Gemini.”
“I don’t want to live in this world anymore. It’s a dark, evil, hateful, bad place full of dark, evil, hateful, bad people. It’s not a place where I want to be. I have no reason to exist anymore, because I don’t fit in with this world. I used to think that good triumphed over evil, but I don’t believe that anymore. All I see is darkness ahead, and it won’t get any better. This is more than a nightmare now. I don’t belong in this world.”
“Living in Texas, I’m refusing to have casual sex and sex before marriage now. And I don’t even care about getting married tho, so like idc. But it sucks that now as a woman, I have to remove myself from a huge aspect of life because of these morons. I see dating and casual sex as something that’s going to die out a little in red states. And I hope it does. I’d rather die alone and sexless than get married to a Trump supporter or someone who voted against my rights.”
Someone’s equally-brilliant reply to that flash of inspired genius:
“Do it. I’m a guy that has been celibate for years, by choice. [maybe the biggest LOL comment of them all] It’s not hard at all, and it’s the best way to stick it to these Nazis.”
“I can’t believe my country’s popular vote went to a Nazi rapist pedophile.”
“Canada is looking pretty good this time of year.” [okay, no, THIS was the biggest LOL comment]
“They basically voted to murder myself and millions of fellow Americans. Fuck those people.”
…that’s just a sampling of the first handful that I scrolled through. As I kept going and going, it went from shocking to exhausting to, eventually, completely normal. As the old maxim goes, if a novelist attempted to write a book about this, nobody would publish it. Film producers would never greenlight a movie made about this sort of country and mentality: absolutely nobody would go to see it, as it would take belief-suspension into realms that the human mind could not access.
However, this Harris / Walz ad gave me at least a day’s worth of nonstop cackling last week, so the Democrats can’t be all that humourless.
God bless America! “Exceptional and indispensable.” -Hillary Clinton
UPDATE: The hilarity of unhinged, humiliated liberals keeps giving and giving. Thank goodness their side was absolutely smushed to death in the election, because we wouldn’t have gotten some of these terrific meltdowns! I haven’t laffed this hard since…gosh, I just haven’t. Orwell would have sadly looked at his literary tour de force as sheer amateurland. Think about their demented ideology: “You must look like us, speak like us, use the correct words and language, accept that men are women, read and listen only to what we deem acceptable, have our opinions, care about what we care about, avoid what we say you must avoid, vote for who we say, and do what we tell you to do. Otherwise…YOU’RE A FASCIST.” Perfection. I wish I’d stuck with my original major in sociology; I’d be starting yet another PhD this week.
Meanwhile, this little comic brought tears to my eyes:
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