This country is just out of control.

C’mon, you guys. I know this video is from around twenty or more years ago, but you’re still offending me. If it’s not this completely offensive macro “Perfect” video, it’s your country taunting us in a micro fashion by imitating it with the one terrifically-adorable, hunky guy in this chick-dominated fitness class. I am completely appalled by what you’ve done here, from your aggressive Scandinavian DJ–one who shamelessly overhauled a tacky, synth-driven ’80s Stevie Winwood single–to the nearly-pornographic visuals that assault viewers with every repeated watch of this celluloid interpretation of what you’ve done.

I must have signed up for this class at least forty times by now.